| Masshole.net strives to educate the uninitiated in the art and techniques of Masshole driving. To the naked eye Masshole drivers may be recklessly barreling down their highway of choice, weaving thru gridlock, or ignoring state driving laws. But a closer look shows that these are carefully calculated moves designed to supersede the normal time it takes to get from A to B. In any hostile environment, there is natural selection. In the case of the Boston roadways, the Masshole driver has evolved into the Alpha of the group. Masshole driving is for those people who can't be bothered by sitting in traffic or caring for other people's feelings. Massachusetts residents know that three things are certain in this life: death, exhorbitant taxes, and traffic. Masshole drivers are out on the roads to get home faster, so they have more time to do whatever it is that they enjoy doing. |
